anti hipster
so. I guess I’m a freshman

so. I guess I’m a freshman

so. I guess I’m a freshman

so. I guess I’m a freshman

nikioftime:

Lee Jordan has given me unrealistic expectations for sports commentary

nikioftime:

Lee Jordan has given me unrealistic expectations for sports commentary

hogwartskidsproblems:

Reason #394 why Ginny Weasley is awesome

hogwartskidsproblems:

Reason #394 why Ginny Weasley is awesome

adventuresofcesium:

let’s all take a minute to stop and think about how Hagrid gave Harry his homemade birthday cake, told him how much he looked like his parents, and fed him sausages before he even started to explain that he was a wizard

let’s stop to think about how his absolute first priority was to let harry know that he was loved and cared for

rainstartstopour:

gardenburger:

dark-dionysian-nsfw:

gardenburger:

HOW COME WHEN HARRY GETS BITTEN BY THE BASILISK IN CHAMBER OF SECRETS THAT DOESNT DESTROY THE HORCRUX IN HIM SOMEONE ANSWER THIS???

Because…

Because… Shit.

Can we get JKR on the phone ?

yes let me just pull out her number real quick hang on yes hello 911 can i speak to jkr pls

because it didn’t kill him

harrypotterevans:

I want this now, thanks.

hermionepoppins:

All I want in life is seven books about Teddy Lupin and his years at hogwarts as a blue haired rebel teenager

abloodyawfulcabbie:

Over here in Britain we take Harry Potter very seriously.

thefandomsaremysanctuary:

SHE LOOKS SO PLEASED LIKE “FUCK YEAH THEY GOT PUDDING”

starkidwhoavengedhogwarts:

if you didn’t read this in their voices you are lying.

simplypotterheads:

Remember when Mrs.Weasley showed up to the Third Task for Harry when the champions’ families were invited to visit and watch because “he’s as good as”?

catch-thecumbersnitch:

today I wore my Deathly Hallows necklace to school and someone asked me “isn’t that the deathly holocaust symbol”

yes

Harry Potter and the Third Reich: Book Eight

minorfour:

Matthew Lewis is doing Daniel Radcliffe tonight. His words.

narcissamalfoys:

i think rupert grint is the only one who truly understands the meaning of being a celebrity

  • he bought an ice cream truck
  • he has two donkeys named shakespeare and pandora (and miniature pigs!)
  • he built a mini ice-rink
  • a Mini fitted with special Lamborghini doors
  • a hovercraft
  • he’s got unicycles and banjos
  • and he bought a coin-operated fairground fortune-telling machine

tell me he isn’t living the life